On the other side of reality
Is the place I seem to be
A bird threw eggs at me
I caught them with my feet

Had a magic carpet ride
That is when I almost died
Since the rug went and vaporized
On me

Oh and the bird eggs
Gave me a hurt head
After the bird plotzed
Somehow I played slots
Don't make a lot of sense
I should have gotten tense
But I just kept on trekking through

Oh, how weird? Super
I'm not near Koopa
Must've gotten quite high
Ay yi yi yi
Fighting Fry Guy
After all the ice, why
Isn’t that guy's lair
At the bottom of a fire pit?

Weakness dooms me
Cure for that is shroom-y
Phantoms guard the room keys
That shrink before using

Not much can explain
Something that insane
Guess I've gotten quite high
Ay yi yi yi

Mouth is getting dry in an endless desert
The digging makes my legs hurt
And I thought there would be treasure
From all that pain
And now, there's that mouse again
Like a bad comedian
He is bombing on a ledge
Of sorts

Cactus with four heads
Should give me more dread
But in this mind state
It seems just fine, great
The vegetable I picked
Became a rocketship
My mind is playing tricks on me

Oh, how weird? Super
I'm not near Koopa
Must've gotten quite high
Ay yi yi yi
Fighting Fry Guy
After all the ice, why
Wasn't that thing's lair
At the bottom of a fire pit?

In the sand dunes
Snift is such a bad dude
Bullets are his ah-choo
Turned me into rat food

Then alive once more
How so? I’m unsure
Must've gotten quite high
Ay yi yi yi

Evil bees jab at my knees
And skating snowmen, jeez
Unmoving whales
Weirder than the time
When I was sprouting raccoon tails

On the other side of a magic door
I'll pick up a coin or four
Might find another world
Mushroom is there of course

Oh, how weird? Super
I'm not near Koopa
Must've gotten quite high
Ay yi yi yi
Fighting Fry Guy
After all the ice, why
Isn’t that guy's lair
At the bottom of a fire pit?

Weakness dooms me
Cure for that is shroom-y
Phantoms guard the room keys
That shrink before using

Not much can explain
Something that insane
Guess I've gotten quite high
Ay yi yi yi