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Kidnapping Miss Zelda

from Breaking Chairs of Grizzly Bears by Ethan Mawyer

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Parody of "Happy Together" by The Turtles.

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The plan is I will rule, Hyrule

I’ll bring about eternal night, with magic might

I’m hoping for a broken Link, I’ll make him fight

Kidnapping Miss Zelda


Link’s out there cutting grass, with downward sword

And I am taking steps to be, an overlord

I could do this a dozen times, and not get bored

Kidnapping Miss Zelda


I am evil, ugly inside through and through, even through time

Don’t like people, don’t like most animals too, but I like crime


Used the force, the force is tri

Two thirds of it eluded me, triumph was nigh

So now I’ll use my back-up plan, to rule on high:

Kidnapping Miss Zelda


I’m still scheming, looking to burgle Link’s flute, to no avail

Place is teeming with little monsters and brutes, and they all fail


Rage and hate, and hate and rage

It makes me want to put the world, inside a cage

And here’s my plan to bring about, this brutal age:

Kidnapping Miss Zelda


Bad bad bad bad

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad

bad bad bad bad

Bad bad bad bad

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad

bad bad bad bad


One for all, that one’s not me

I’m only for my personal, supremacy

When I proclaim myself as king, I’m gonna be

Kidnapping Miss Zelda


Kidnapping Miss Zelda

Kidnapping Miss Zelda

Not a nice fella

Kidnapping Miss Zelda

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from Breaking Chairs of Grizzly Bears, released September 2, 2021

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Ethan Mawyer New York, New York

Comedy/parody lyricist. I also write books.

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