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Parody of "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd.

lyrics

I tried to write a poem
I believed the gesture would be nice
Conscience said I’d best apologize
Pronto

I said that I’d be home
Just about exactly half-past ten
Then eleven thirty came and went
Oh No

And here’s what happened
The game went extra innings
One more round after winning
The train moves slowly after dar-ar-ark

I messed
Uuuuuuup
She’s like yeah fine it’s fine
Now I feel queasy
Like I need to run

I messed
Uuuuuuup
Her breath is full of wine
No point of mind tricks
Point is that I’m done

Help! Help! Help!

Her mother is in town
The plan was seeing System of a Down
Guess she isn’t going with me now
Yeah, no

She said to sell both tickets
But I don’t want to miss it
I said I’ll go with my friend Ma-a-ark

I messed uuuuuuup
She’s like yeah fine it’s fine
Now I’ll be sleeping
On a fuzzy couch

I messed
Uuuuuuuuuup
Guess I was out of line
These words are nice-ish
But her tone is ouch

I’m not gonna say enough of this
Or consult a couples therapist
Since both of those would miss
The point

I messed
Uuuuuup
It clearly isn’t fine
Now I’ll be sleeping
On a fuzzy couch

I messed
Uuuuuup
It clearly isn’t fine
Now I’ll be sleeping
On a fuzzy couch

credits

from Breaking Chairs of Grizzly Bears, released September 2, 2021

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Ethan Mawyer New York, New York

Comedy/parody lyricist. I also write books.

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