I walked 'til I was weary
Then I found a forest clearing
With the thing for which I'd been hopin'
It was bigger than my house and
I thought that I'd check it out since
The front door was somehow wide open
I saw a table full
Of a type of cereal
Looked like Quaker Oats but it was not
Although I already ate
At the time, it seemed a great
Idea to test out what they'd got
So I was tasting their porridge, one's too hot
Tasting their porridge, this hurts a lot
I was tasting their porridge one's cold as ice
Tasting their porridge and this one's just right
I pigged out!
(another solo)
Well after eating their breakfast
I think I should have fled fast
So the owners would not attack me
But since I'm not very bright
I did what I felt like
Which was sit in a chair just relaxin'
In one chair I tried to sit
But I was too big to fit
Second chair was too big for me
The last one was just fine
So sat for a very long time
Now the chair is broken, oopsie!
I tell you breaking chairs of grizzlies is real bad
Breaking chairs of grizzlies makes them mad
Stay away from grizzlies' rocking chairs
Breaking chairs of grizzlies will irk the grizzly bears
(Solo time)
(Bears)
(More bears)
The events that transpired
Served to make me quite tired
So I went up to the sleeping quarters
One was so soft it was mushy
One was too hard for my tushy
Was the mattress made of brick and mortar?
And on my final try
Well I was out like a light
And dreamt the house's owners had come back
Noise awoke me from that dream
And soon I began to scream
I just about had a heart attack
Since I was facing bears with big fists - fists of rage
Facing bears with big fists - I'm no sage
Facing bears with big fists - then I know
Facing bears with big fists means that it's time to go
(Even more bears)
Making for the exit, woo
Making for the exit
Making for the exit, yup
Making for the exit
I was making for the exit
Making for the exit
I was making for the exit, yeah
Making for the exit, yeah
Maybe I'd face prison, if more big
Blame goes to my parents, since I'm six
Racing from the grizzlies, all downhill
Racing from the grizzlies - ha ha they took a spill
Raiding where there's grizzlies
Tasting their porridge
I was breaking chairs of grizzlies
I was facing bears with big fists
Then, I was racing for the exit
Place the blame on my parents